The Boolean System and its consequences
Has been a disaster for the human race
Let they/them who are without sin
Podcast the first stone
Marquis de Stats
The Turing Shroud
Hallowed be thy username.
Bayesian Beauty Contest
I must not formalise priors.
Statistics is the mind-killer.
Learning systems are the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my peers.
I will permit them to pass over me and through me.
And when they have gone past I will turn the inner eye to see their belief network.
Where the sensing node has gone there will be nothing.
Only the shadows of probabilistic fields will remain.
Sermon on the Mount Gox
Judge, Jury and Extitutioner
Thou Shalt Have No Other Assets Before $ME
Thinker, tailor, Saylor, failure
Painting tape as a painterly taper
Full of Galt, salt and Gestalt
The nucleotides are turning
In emergent seas.
I’ve Got At Least (1 + x + x2 + x3 + …) Problems
But Halting Ain’t One
Intuition pumps imply the existence
Of intuition pump-and-dump schemes.
Sine cura et cygneture
Ipseo facto, glossomemea, anhegemonia
For Whom the Bell Curves